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Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 07-27-2018, 02:40 PM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
How about an anti-tank mine underneath it. Safe...

How about an anti-tank mine underneath it.
Safe from foot traffic.
Picks...not so much.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 07-13-2018, 02:21 PM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
That crazy broad didn't really say that...did she?

That crazy broad didn't really say that...did she?
Forum: General Discussion 06-08-2018, 10:44 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,917
Posted By NoFlyZone
I believe that the bomb shelters of the 50s and...

I believe that the bomb shelters of the 50s and 60s were just "Continuity of Government" shelters.
Back in the day, I helped renovate one of them that was built under a dry goods store.
I still...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 05-03-2018, 02:58 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 12,156
Posted By NoFlyZone
Have you ever noticed the pharmaceutical ads on...

Have you ever noticed the pharmaceutical ads on TV.
They spend 5 seconds telling you about the benefits of the drug, then 45 seconds telling you about the side effects!

"May cause a greasy...
Forum: Food and water 04-14-2018, 03:09 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,827
Posted By NoFlyZone
If you have access to them, the boxes that copy...

If you have access to them, the boxes that copy paper come in are the correct size.
You can make your own dividers by using thinner cardboard to keep the jars from clanking together. Just cut up a...
Forum: Food and water 03-26-2018, 08:49 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,306
Posted By NoFlyZone
Well the new hive won't be as productive the...

Well the new hive won't be as productive the first year by any means.
You have to build the colony up to a level that there enough bees to do the work.

And yes, we extracted twice from a single...
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 03-18-2018, 09:33 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,116
Posted By NoFlyZone
I left a cache in the ground for eleven years...

I left a cache in the ground for eleven years before I cracked the hatch on it.
I had a rifle (sks), ammo, and a bunch of other stuff.
I was amazed that it was in such good condition after all that...
Forum: Food and water 03-16-2018, 10:21 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,306
Posted By NoFlyZone
I'm a beekeeper and we extracted 100 pounds of...

I'm a beekeeper and we extracted 100 pounds of honey from our hive during the 2017 season.
We've sold about 50 pounds of it so far and still have 10-1/2 gallons jugs left.


I've already bought...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 03-14-2018, 02:08 PM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
Not one of those examples has a gun turret. ...

Not one of those examples has a gun turret.

Hmmpphh!
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 02-23-2018, 03:45 PM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
He looks like a puss.

He looks like a puss.
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 02-18-2018, 06:13 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,373
Posted By NoFlyZone
Bull$hit! According to the NFPA, there have...

Bull$hit!

According to the NFPA, there have been several.

https://www.nfpa.org/-/media/Files/News-and-Research/Fire-statistics/Fact-sheets/SprinklerHOmesFactSheet.pdf

At least 35 people per...
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 02-17-2018, 08:04 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,459
Posted By NoFlyZone
I know of one honest to goodness bunker. It has...

I know of one honest to goodness bunker.
It has 12" concrete walls, floor and ceiling, air filtration system, water capture and storage and a small bathroom.
It also has a diebold safe door on the...
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 02-15-2018, 03:02 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,459
Posted By NoFlyZone
Bunker? What bunker? I don't have a bunker! ...

Bunker?
What bunker? I don't have a bunker!
Who told you I have a bunker?
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 02-15-2018, 01:38 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,373
Posted By NoFlyZone
I believe achieving an effective fire suppression...

I believe achieving an effective fire suppression that covers all scenarios would not be cost effective.
If you're talking about an anti-freeze loop through the attic space to keep the pipes from...
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 02-15-2018, 11:29 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,373
Posted By NoFlyZone
Ordinary residential fire sprinklers typically...

Ordinary residential fire sprinklers typically activate at 155 degrees. In the video, that temperature was surpassed in less than 50 seconds. The curtains would have been saturated almost immediately...
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 02-15-2018, 07:08 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,373
Posted By NoFlyZone
Insurance companies don't want them either. ...

Insurance companies don't want them either.
After a small fire is extinguished, the sprinkler head doesn't know to shut off and couldn't even if it wanted too.
If there is no one around to shut it...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 01-12-2018, 12:30 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 8,315
Posted By NoFlyZone
It would be funny if they named an ice breaking...

It would be funny if they named an ice breaking ship after Gore.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 01-02-2018, 04:16 PM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
...or troops from a foreign Country.

...or troops from a foreign Country.
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 12-05-2017, 12:53 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 7,708
Posted By NoFlyZone
Nothing so far, in my book.

Nothing so far, in my book.
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 12-05-2017, 12:47 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 7,708
Posted By NoFlyZone
I hope you guys have better luck with Kidde than...

I hope you guys have better luck with Kidde than I had.
I called them up and gave them all of the information they requested and they told me that my replacement fire extinguisher would be delivered...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 11-24-2017, 07:36 AM
Replies: 4,239
Views: 398,677
Posted By NoFlyZone
Or maybe they had to post this sign because...

Or maybe they had to post this sign because someone got caught doing that.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 11-24-2017, 07:34 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,270
Posted By NoFlyZone
He went from "Look for the bear necessities" to ...

He went from "Look for the bear necessities" to
"Owe, owe, owe, owe!
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-31-2017, 07:04 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,534
Posted By NoFlyZone
Don't you just love it when other divers lose...

Don't you just love it when other divers lose stuff?
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 08-21-2017, 07:45 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,817
Posted By NoFlyZone
Only because Rudolph has a glowing red nose! ...

Only because Rudolph has a glowing red nose!
Rudolph"s nose is powered by tritium.
They're tracking his radioactive signature.
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 08-15-2017, 06:47 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 11,411
Posted By NoFlyZone
I think that was intentional so that Trump would...

I think that was intentional so that Trump would be the fall guy.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 08-09-2017, 08:46 AM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
Give that douchebug in the bottom right corner an...

Give that douchebug in the bottom right corner an extra squirt for me!
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 07-29-2017, 07:23 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,350
Posted By NoFlyZone
Anything worth doing is worth doing right! ...

Anything worth doing is worth doing right!

Cheers!
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 07-28-2017, 10:39 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,350
Posted By NoFlyZone
I have a picture in my head that looks a lot like...

I have a picture in my head that looks a lot like Woody Harrelson sitting in a motor home, eating pickles and giving Yellowstone updates.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 07-27-2017, 09:03 AM
Replies: 4,239
Views: 398,677
Posted By NoFlyZone
Boo... Hiss... Boo...

Boo...

Hiss...

Boo...
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 07-25-2017, 07:50 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,696
Posted By NoFlyZone
We had a near miss last Spring when a twister...

We had a near miss last Spring when a twister came within 1/4 mile of Camp NoFly.
That may seem like a long way off, but it was close enough to tear a bunch of shingles off the roof and cause a...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 07-19-2017, 01:41 PM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
218449..................

218449..................
Forum: General Discussion 07-15-2017, 09:17 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,921
Posted By NoFlyZone
There's probably as much drug abuse in snob hill...

There's probably as much drug abuse in snob hill neighborhoods as there is in the hood.
They just have a permission slip from their therapist.
Forum: General Discussion 07-09-2017, 09:47 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,983
Posted By NoFlyZone
We have State Farm and bundle 3 vehicles, 4 life...

We have State Farm and bundle 3 vehicles, 4 life policies and the house and pay about $1,700.00 per year.
There are riders on the Home Owners policy for earthquake insurance, a bump for the...
Forum: General Discussion 07-09-2017, 09:38 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 646
Posted By NoFlyZone
Congratulations Doc. It's good to see a job...

Congratulations Doc.

It's good to see a job well done being recognized.
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 07-06-2017, 10:18 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 6,497
Posted By NoFlyZone
I just finished reading Ted Koppel's book "Lights...

I just finished reading Ted Koppel's book "Lights Out" about a cyber attack on our power grids.
He touched on that very subject and said that all the civil defense drills and Government urging folks...
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 06-29-2017, 03:51 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 831
Posted By NoFlyZone
Kinda ironic that an island is experiencing a...

Kinda ironic that an island is experiencing a drought.


I thought that with global warming and all, the ice would be melting, the polar bears drowning and the sea levels rising enough to keep all...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-29-2017, 03:20 PM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
Oh the irony.....

Oh the irony.....
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-16-2017, 03:26 PM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
So...why aren't they beheading all the goat...

So...why aren't they beheading all the goat humpers and donkey dikkers?
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 06-15-2017, 10:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,059
Posted By NoFlyZone
...and it has fewer split ends.

...and it has fewer split ends.
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 06-13-2017, 03:21 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,059
Posted By NoFlyZone
Woolite makes a dryer sheet that gives a...

Woolite makes a dryer sheet that gives a reasonable resemblance to dry cleaning.
Put the blanket in the dryer and add one of those sheets.
Tumble on medium heat for about 30 minutes and you'll be...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-06-2017, 06:47 AM
Replies: 21,773
Views: 2,191,482
Posted By NoFlyZone
It would be awesome if Twitter and Facebook...

It would be awesome if Twitter and Facebook simply disappeared altogether.
Then those knitwits in Hollyweird would have one less platform to spew their drivel.
Forum: Food and water 05-20-2017, 06:36 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,218
Posted By NoFlyZone
Perhaps they were actually Sante Fe brand and...

Perhaps they were actually Sante Fe brand and they have since just updated their packaging.
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 05-12-2017, 09:24 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 6,497
Posted By NoFlyZone
They're usually not any good to us even when we...

They're usually not any good to us even when we are here to be ruled.

You'll also notice that the rulers have their own well stocked bunkers to hide in when the poop hit the prop, but they stopped...
Forum: General Discussion 05-10-2017, 02:24 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,411
Posted By NoFlyZone
Forest Gump did that to Jen ee and she didn't...

Forest Gump did that to Jen ee and she didn't seem to mind.
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 05-09-2017, 03:26 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 18,046
Posted By NoFlyZone
206633 My neighborhood...January 2009.

206633

My neighborhood...January 2009.
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 05-08-2017, 06:51 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,353
Posted By NoFlyZone
Some of those people will learn to prepare for a...

Some of those people will learn to prepare for a coming storm, but it is often a short term preparedness, not a change of mindset.
When that happens, they will get tired of tripping over that...
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 05-02-2017, 03:08 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 6,497
Posted By NoFlyZone
"Why don't we train anymore like in the 50s?" ...

"Why don't we train anymore like in the 50s?"

Because our government has come to the conclusion that dead citizens are easier to deal with than hungry and scared citizens.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 04-24-2017, 06:37 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 7,592
Posted By NoFlyZone
"Fill your hands you Son of a Bitch" John...

"Fill your hands you Son of a Bitch"

John Wayne- True Grit
Forum: General Discussion 04-11-2017, 11:25 AM
Replies: 873
Views: 30,017
Posted By NoFlyZone
So I guess this means that "If you like your...

So I guess this means that "If you like your Doctor, you can keep your Doctor" is completely off the table now!
Forum: General Discussion 04-10-2017, 01:55 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 8,720
Posted By NoFlyZone
I met Glen Campbell once, but I doubt he'd...

I met Glen Campbell once, but I doubt he'd remember me.
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