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Forum: General Discussion 07-02-2020, 09:28 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 6,240
Posted By daddyusmaximus
God bless the USA. I want to thank Lee...

God bless the USA.

I want to thank Lee Greenwood for this great American song. I was an Infantry Drill Sgt, at Ft Benning Ga during Desert Storm, and we took the privates to see him perform in a...
Forum: Knives, Swords & Axes 07-01-2020, 09:15 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 997
Posted By daddyusmaximus
I have a very nice Katana, but also have shoulder...

I have a very nice Katana, but also have shoulder injuries that make it difficult to use a two handed sword very well, and haven't trained with it much in the last few years. I've been wanting a...
Forum: Firearms General Discussion 07-01-2020, 08:32 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 22,545
Posted By daddyusmaximus
When this thread first came to light, I had two...

When this thread first came to light, I had two lever guns, a .44 mag, and a 30-30. Now I'm down to one... the .44 mag. It's a Rossi 92. Now, I'm still gonna reach for the AR almost every time when I...
Forum: General Discussion 07-01-2020, 08:11 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,273
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Maybe, depending on if you live in a free state...

Maybe, depending on if you live in a free state or some democrat run ****hole.

I'll be flying mine, and the only danger will be to some idiot who I catch trying to mess with it.
Forum: Firearms General Discussion 06-30-2020, 07:02 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 5,033
Posted By daddyusmaximus
I didn't give a rat's butt about the riots when...

I didn't give a rat's butt about the riots when they started... just something to watch on TV, but this is something different. The lefties are scared as hell of a second term for President Trump,...
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 06-30-2020, 06:58 PM
Replies: 3,236
Views: 158,935
Posted By daddyusmaximus
"Co-host Whoopi Goldberg questioned whether the...

"Co-host Whoopi Goldberg questioned whether the couple needed to use firearms when the protesters were apparently moving away from their house."

Some stupid out of touch with reality chick......
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-30-2020, 06:50 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Whether she, or anyone said it out loud... You...

Whether she, or anyone said it out loud... You just know that's how they think...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-30-2020, 10:24 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Yeah, it would... VX is too persistent. It would...

Yeah, it would... VX is too persistent. It would stay in the environment a long time. That's why it can be used as area denial. Maybe something fast acting, and less persistent, like GB (Sarin) or...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-29-2020, 05:25 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Hilarious... you couldn't ever in your wildest...

Hilarious... you couldn't ever in your wildest dreams make this stuff up.

Nobody would ever believe you...

They'd say you were on crack...

...
Forum: General Discussion 06-29-2020, 07:54 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 644
Posted By daddyusmaximus
It's like ASKING to be killed... so your family...

It's like ASKING to be killed... so your family can sue, and protest to the media later crying "Burn the place down."
Forum: Military Weapons Forum 06-29-2020, 07:38 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,053
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Saw some military surplus AP .7.62 rounds at a...

Saw some military surplus AP .7.62 rounds at a gun show yesterday. I wanted to get a few, but had to pass @ $5 each...
Forum: Firearms General Discussion 06-29-2020, 07:34 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 858
Posted By daddyusmaximus
I carried my gun (Glock 45 with TLR7) yesterday....

I carried my gun (Glock 45 with TLR7) yesterday. It's highly unlikely that at some point during the night, an evil genius broke into my home, took the round out of the chamber, then replaced the...
Forum: Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 06-29-2020, 07:07 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,230
Posted By daddyusmaximus
I'd say somebody doesn't know what "pretty" is......

I'd say somebody doesn't know what "pretty" is...

https://i.imgur.com/i2g35qB.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-28-2020, 07:05 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
I want to shake that man's hand, and buy him a...

I want to shake that man's hand, and buy him a beer...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-28-2020, 07:04 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/KABYMGy.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KABYMGy.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-27-2020, 07:09 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
That's what STARTED the whole thing all over...

That's what STARTED the whole thing all over again...

HIM running his stupid mouth, setting the country against itself along racial lines.
Forum: DIY - Do It Yourself 06-25-2020, 05:02 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 28,285
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Things busy as hell at the VFW. Trying to hire...

Things busy as hell at the VFW. Trying to hire new bartenders to replace ones that didn't come back... Putting in a new outdoor patio... Can't get fencing because those companies are all shut down......
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-25-2020, 12:32 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Old news...

Old news...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-25-2020, 12:32 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Because they didn't let you enlighten them in...

Because they didn't let you enlighten them in school...

They know nothing of you.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-18-2020, 11:33 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/hEJdeoa.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/hEJdeoa.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-13-2020, 01:15 AM
Replies: 4,608
Views: 552,367
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Went by the house I grew up in the other day, and...

Went by the house I grew up in the other day, and asked if I could go in, and look around.
They said "No", and slammed the door in my face.




My parents can be so rude sometimes...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-12-2020, 06:31 PM
Replies: 4,608
Views: 552,367
Posted By daddyusmaximus
True... ...

True...
...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-12-2020, 06:29 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
When was the FIRST time?

When was the FIRST time?
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-12-2020, 09:03 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 7,573
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Go back, read post #1... Come back when you...

Go back, read post #1...
Come back when you understand how this works.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-11-2020, 11:16 PM
Replies: 4,608
Views: 552,367
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Had a gal tell me, one late night at a bar I used...

Had a gal tell me, one late night at a bar I used to frequent, she only dated black guys.

I asked her "Is it true?"

She said" What? Once you've had black you never go back?"

I said, "No....
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-11-2020, 07:45 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 7,573
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Who the hell is this idiot? Comes here... makes 1...

Who the hell is this idiot? Comes here... makes 1 post... and it's a troll add?

Go out and get your ass beat in a riot stupid idiot...


New movie quote.


"Why are they burning tires?"
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-10-2020, 09:53 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/1sbdYBp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1sbdYBp.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-09-2020, 07:15 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Yeah, well the last couple weeks just shot that...

Yeah, well the last couple weeks just shot that crime rate all to hell...
Forum: Firearms General Discussion 06-09-2020, 09:09 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 5,033
Posted By daddyusmaximus
They did not... but if they keep going on like...

They did not... but if they keep going on like this...
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 06-09-2020, 09:00 AM
Replies: 3,236
Views: 158,935
Posted By daddyusmaximus
I have no words... Lady freaking out...

I have no words...


Lady freaking out over Armed Arab Business Owners in Chicago - YouTube
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 06-08-2020, 02:14 PM
Replies: 3,236
Views: 158,935
Posted By daddyusmaximus
I support them 100%. We all know how well this...

I support them 100%.
We all know how well this talk of disbanding departments is gonna go over.
Especially departments in large urban democrat run **** holes...
Thank God my boy works for a...
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 06-08-2020, 02:11 PM
Replies: 3,236
Views: 158,935
Posted By daddyusmaximus
From "White privilege" to extreme "White shame" ...

From "White privilege" to extreme "White shame"

Whites gather to wash the feet of black protest organizers...

Yeah this idea of not dividing us is going real well...

Thanks obama you sick...
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 06-08-2020, 06:16 AM
Replies: 3,236
Views: 158,935
Posted By daddyusmaximus
I try not to give too much credence to the...

I try not to give too much credence to the conspiracy theories, but then I find out stuff like some unknown street criminal who was killed by some corrupt cops on May 25th, that sparked nationwide...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-05-2020, 09:19 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
That's because the left is hiring... protesters.

That's because the left is hiring... protesters.
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-05-2020, 09:17 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
There's one I did of her that has to do with dogs...

There's one I did of her that has to do with dogs not wanting to let go... Hey, she loves her Chuck-it.


https://i.imgur.com/zLQEJYE.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-05-2020, 11:32 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/HMlqE4H.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/HMlqE4H.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-05-2020, 11:28 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/OOSbqdA.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/OOSbqdA.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-05-2020, 12:07 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/TqfPoRS.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/TqfPoRS.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-04-2020, 08:33 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
And work boots...

And work boots...
Forum: General Discussion 06-04-2020, 08:18 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,463
Posted By daddyusmaximus
This is often the case, but also what people...

This is often the case, but also what people don't realize is that almost every case where there is a lot of police brutality, or incompetence, it is in a larger department, in a big democrat run...
Forum: Firearms General Discussion 06-03-2020, 06:56 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 5,033
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Nope, but I did mow wearing my holster the other...

Nope, but I did mow wearing my holster the other day. Never did that before living in a small town, thinking I was safe.
Forum: General Discussion 06-03-2020, 06:47 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,463
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Hard to tell what's what. Typically a coroner is...

Hard to tell what's what. Typically a coroner is unbiased, but in a corrupt democrat run big city with a liability case hanging over it's head... who knows.

You almost know that a paid expert for...
Forum: General Discussion 06-03-2020, 06:38 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,178
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Saw someone share this where he stated that...

Saw someone share this where he stated that President Trump was an actual threat to the constitution... I don't know what his end game is, but if he's actively trying to unseat a sitting...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-03-2020, 06:13 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/g331A5J.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/g331A5J.jpg
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 06-03-2020, 08:37 AM
Replies: 3,236
Views: 158,935
Posted By daddyusmaximus
When they say it's about race, show them this... ...

When they say it's about race, show them this...

https://i.imgur.com/bO4ruSc.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-02-2020, 08:20 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/bzlRL2W.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bzlRL2W.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-02-2020, 08:19 AM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
https://i.imgur.com/mvLOAZA.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/mvLOAZA.jpg
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 06-01-2020, 11:41 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
You should grow the **** up... That piece of ****...

You should grow the **** up... That piece of **** could breath fine. You have to breath, to talk... I've wrestled with enough offenders in my time to know when one is full of it.

Doesn't excuse...
Forum: Manmade and Natural Disasters 05-31-2020, 11:09 PM
Replies: 3,236
Views: 158,935
Posted By daddyusmaximus
Woman out in LA freaking out that the riots may...

Woman out in LA freaking out that the riots may just get Trump re-elected...

Well now, wouldn't that be poetic justice?
...
Forum: Jokes, Humor & Music 05-31-2020, 12:53 PM
Replies: 28,193
Views: 2,976,338
Posted By daddyusmaximus
How do you even have the breath to SAY "I can't...

How do you even have the breath to SAY "I can't breathe."...



if you can't breathe?


Last time I got choked out, I couldn't speak a word.
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