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Today 01:34 PM
Im RIght
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Originally Posted by Logit View Post
Must have been San Francisco and the mugger was a Democrat.
Maybe I need to work on the joke a bit... The joke was that the mugger had a higher level of ethics than I did when he realized I was taking advantage of Dan. When I thought I was going to get away with not repaying dan, now I owe him 125...

suggestions welcomed.
Today 11:08 AM
tedlovesjeeps71
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Originally Posted by Logit View Post
Must have been San Francisco and the mugger was a Democrat.


Not likely. Democrats never reach into their OWN pockets.[emoji16]
Today 08:50 AM
Logit
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Originally Posted by Im RIght View Post
I borrowed $25 from a friend, and I kept forgetting to pay him back. We were out in the city when a mugger pulled a gun on us.

Mugger: Give me your money.
ME: OK, but hold on one minute. Dan, remember the $25 I owed you, here it is.

As dan takes the money, the mugger reaches into his wallet and pulls out $100 and hands it to Dan.

Mugger holding me at gun point: Ask Dan if you can borrow $125.
Must have been San Francisco and the mugger was a Democrat.
Today 08:43 AM
Im RIght I borrowed $25 from a friend, and I kept forgetting to pay him back. We were out in the city when a mugger pulled a gun on us.

Mugger: Give me your money.
ME: OK, but hold on one minute. Dan, remember the $25 I owed you, here it is.

As dan takes the money, the mugger reaches into his wallet and pulls out $100 and hands it to Dan.

Mugger holding me at gun point: Ask Dan if you can borrow $125.
Today 12:13 AM
clocker
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Originally Posted by saln View Post
Why don't blind people skydive?

Scares the **** out of the seeing eye dog.
Searched YouTube and found this (and a bunch of other dogs and even cat) intrepid dog:

Yesterday 08:17 PM
saln Why don't blind people skydive?

Scares the **** out of the seeing eye dog.
Yesterday 05:43 PM
Im RIght I went to the store with my daughter and she wanted an American Girl Doll. So I got if for her. But I told her don't tell your brother I got you something. She said that would cost another American Girl Doll.
Yesterday 12:19 AM
clocker
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Originally Posted by Logit View Post
Oh .... are you using the Flux Capacitor? Gotta have the Flux Capacitor.
And make sure you apply 1.21 jigowatts to it, and are travelling at least 88mph!
09-13-2019 11:11 PM
Im RIght I got food poisoning the other day, but I'm not quite sure how to use it.
09-13-2019 10:14 AM
Logit
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Originally Posted by OhioMan View Post
Hell yes I believe in time travel...I'm getting close to figuring it out too.

Example: When I wake up in the morning at 6 am, I shut my eyes for 2 minutes and suddenly it's 7:35 am.....WTH????

Then at work, it's 1:30 pm and I shut my eyes for a couple of minutes and BAM like magic it's still 1:30 PM

Yeah...I'm on to something BIG

Keep at it Brother ! You are doing good.

Oh .... are you using the Flux Capacitor? Gotta have the Flux Capacitor.
09-13-2019 09:10 AM
OhioMan Hell yes I believe in time travel...I'm getting close to figuring it out too.

Example: When I wake up in the morning at 6 am, I shut my eyes for 2 minutes and suddenly it's 7:35 am.....WTH????

Then at work, it's 1:30 pm and I shut my eyes for a couple of minutes and BAM like magic it's still 1:30 PM

Yeah...I'm on to something BIG
09-13-2019 07:42 AM
Logit
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Originally Posted by Im RIght View Post
There's a fine line between fishing and just staring at the ocean.
Absolutely !

Fishing requires alcohol.
09-12-2019 11:39 PM
Im RIght There's a fine line between fishing and just staring at the ocean.
09-12-2019 02:33 PM
OhioMan
09-11-2019 07:29 PM
Cabinet Maker
09-11-2019 12:24 PM
Carne Frio
09-10-2019 10:44 PM
clocker ^^^A book authored by someone named Trickington??! LOL!
09-10-2019 01:52 PM
OhioMan
09-10-2019 01:51 PM
OhioMan
09-10-2019 02:19 AM
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