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11-13-2019 09:41 PM
daddyusmaximus A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.

‘About 32,’ is the reply.’

‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’ The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’

Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.

She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.

The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’

Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, ‘Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay.....How old am I?’

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’

‘I was behind you at McDonalds’.
11-11-2019 09:00 AM
KoolAde2
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We had bottled milk delivery also as a kid.
We had the aluminum covered insulated milk box by the front door all the time.
Glass 1 qt bottles, crimped foil cap, cream floating on top. Hillman's dairy printed on each glass bottle, and on the front of the box.
We had Milk walk up to the Back Door special delivery every morning. It would Moo to let you know it was time for delivery.
11-11-2019 03:27 AM
GrizzlyetteAdams
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STONELAND: An Original Film by Rogue / 4K - YouTube

Interesting history. And the first sports superstar.
Amazing show of strength!

I don't have a bad back, but I think a few of my spinal discs slipped while watching this video...lol.
11-10-2019 08:07 PM
Justme11
Interesting history. And the first sports superstar.
11-10-2019 07:16 PM
Carne Frio
11-10-2019 05:28 AM
GrizzlyetteAdams Pure kinetic poetry is right! That slo mo of these beasts proved it.

The winner may also be the oldest of them all, if that 'snow on the mountain' is any indication.

Whoa, that fail towards the end illustrates the wisdom of having a fence!
11-10-2019 04:46 AM
clocker The Heavy Hammer, in slow motion. Pure kinetic poetry!!


A lot of throws, but if you want to watch just one, watch the winning toss -- Braidy Miller -- which starts at around 4:05. So smooth. No wasted motion.
11-10-2019 03:28 AM
GrizzlyetteAdams
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Must be going to do a cabar toss or something.

Daniel Mckim ( World Champion ) Caber Toss ... The clock strikes 12 - YouTube



What does the guy have attached to his shoes? Bayonets? Man, I am so behind the times.
Need to buy bayonets for me boots! I just moved a couple huge refrigerators the other day. Probably should have had some bayonet boots.


Lonach 22lb Hammer Throw - YouTube

If you like those videos, you'll be sure to like these. After the parade comes the games...check out the first hammer toss, and the way it landed--not ON--but IN the ground).

Those big cabers they're tossing around? Traditional size is 19 feet 6 inches tall and weigh 175 pounds. Ouch.

(Also, does anyone know what song that is playing in the background as the games are being played? I sure do like it!)

11-08-2019 10:33 AM
JRR We didn't get our milk delivered. We had to walk out to the barn to get it.
11-08-2019 09:19 AM
Pitbull_Dallas
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We had bottled milk delivery also as a kid.
We had the aluminum covered insulated milk box by the front door all the time.
Glass 1 qt bottles, crimped foil cap, cream floating on top. Hillman's dairy printed on each glass bottle, and on the front of the box.
We did too and the grocery delivered hand picked groceries to the house. Mom would call in the list and a few hours later you had them. What is old is new these days I guess..
11-06-2019 09:36 AM
Justme11 We had bottled milk delivery also as a kid.
We had the aluminum covered insulated milk box by the front door all the time.
Glass 1 qt bottles, crimped foil cap, cream floating on top. Hillman's dairy printed on each glass bottle, and on the front of the box.
11-06-2019 09:08 AM
kl0an
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What is the guy wearing? looks like some sort of pockets with hooks. Is that a kilt?
It all goes well with the tactical water bottle holder on his right side and the empty knife sheath on his left..
11-06-2019 08:51 AM
kl0an
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Yep remember them all, had the metal ice trays (with handle) never had bottle milk delivery but knew folks who did.
We had bottled milk delivery when I was stationed in England..

Fun fact, my 2nd born was conceived in England... and I was on temporary duty MOST of the 3 years I was there.. AND... He has red hair?!?!
11-06-2019 06:40 AM
KoolAde2
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My friend next door almost got killed several times growing up. I am still amazed he survived. Jumped from a pine tree while getting stung by yellow jackets fell about 40 to 50 feet. no problem.

Did a face plant on a gravel road from his bike when it lose the front wheel. His nose broke the fall. ouch.

he fell from a 40 ft high sumac tree that he didn't get it to start bend fast enough to enjoy the fun ride down as it slowly bend over and broke. He fell 40 feet straight down and was somewhat impaled by the broken pointed stump left sticking out of the ground.

There were others. Never saw someone so accident-prone.
I was told my several Adults when I was a teenager I would never make it to 18 I was so accident prone and to this day I am still very accident-prone. I have to go to the emergency room at least three or four times a year for stupid stuff.
11-06-2019 02:54 AM
Mazarine33 We swallowed gum and it didnt ball up in our stomachs and send us to the hospital. And drank milk with our fish dinner on Friday at school. We went outside with wet hair and didn't catch colds. We petted strange dogs and didn't catch the rabies. Boy were we tough.
11-05-2019 11:46 AM
Justme11 My friend next door almost got killed several times growing up. I am still amazed he survived. Jumped from a pine tree while getting stung by yellow jackets fell about 40 to 50 feet. no problem.

Did a face plant on a gravel road from his bike when it lost the front wheel. His nose broke the fall. ouch.

he fell from a 40 ft high sumac tree that he didn't get it to start bending fast enough to enjoy the fun ride down as it slowly bend over and broke. He fell 40 feet straight down and was somewhat impaled by the broken pointed stump left sticking out of the ground.

There were others. Never saw someone so accident prone.
11-05-2019 11:15 AM
Carne Frio To all the kids who survived the 1930s, 1940s, and 1950s…
November 4, 2019

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank – While they were pregnant
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets, and, when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps, not helmets, on our heads.
As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.
Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And we weren’t overweight. WHY? Because we were always outside playing… that’s why!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day .. . And, we were OKAY.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and
then ride them down the hill, only to find out that we forgot about brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Play Stations, Nintendo and X-boxes. There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVDs, no surround-sound or CDs, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms.
WE HAD FRIENDS nnd we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and lost teeth, and there were no lawsuits from those accidents.

We would get spankings with wooden spoons, belts, switches, ping-pong paddles, or just a bare hand, and no one would call child services to report abuse.
We ate worms, and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, 22 rifles for our 12th, rode horses, made up games with sticks and tennis balls, and although we were tTold it would happen- we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out If we broke the law was unheard of … they actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers,
problem solvers, and inventors ever.

The past 60 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learnedho w to deal with it all.
If YOU are One of those born between 1925-1955, CONGRATULATIONS!
11-03-2019 04:54 PM
AK_Red This just in:

Mounds declared today it identifies as Almond Joy.
10-29-2019 06:20 PM
Carne Frio
10-29-2019 05:42 PM
kl0an
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Number 15 reminds me of a song when I was back in elementary school.. Went something like "I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key.."

Apparently there was a lot of hidden meaning in that song according to posts on the web..
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