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Yesterday 10:22 PM
Carne Frio
Yesterday 12:21 PM
InOmaha Ted Bear shows the keys to surviving ing the wild.
Find the bacon tree.
09-17-2020 12:49 PM
Carne Frio
09-17-2020 11:27 AM
Carne Frio
09-14-2020 09:14 PM
tedlovesjeeps71 Sorry for tictok but this made me laugh.
09-14-2020 11:28 AM
Carne Frio
09-13-2020 09:11 PM
Carne Frio
09-13-2020 08:41 PM
Carne Frio
09-13-2020 05:11 PM
clocker ^^ A decision was made!
09-13-2020 04:50 PM
Carne Frio
09-13-2020 12:24 PM
Carne Frio Bosque del Apache is in Albuquerque,
where Bill Gates was jailed once.
Maybe it's personal with him.
09-13-2020 12:01 PM
Cabinet Maker
Originally Posted by Carne Frio View Post
A bosque is Spanish for forest.

Thanks. But that also begs the question why a simple Spanish word would be chosen over a well known geographical area?

I blame Bill Gates!
09-13-2020 11:56 AM
Carne Frio A bosque is Spanish for forest.
09-13-2020 11:44 AM
Cabinet Maker
Originally Posted by tedlovesjeeps71 View Post
Yes... stupid autocorrect. [emoji37]
What the heck is a Bosque that autocorrect went there?
09-13-2020 11:35 AM
Originally Posted by Carne Frio View Post
You mean the Basques ?

Yes... stupid autocorrect. [emoji37]
09-13-2020 11:21 AM
Carne Frio You mean the Basques ?
09-13-2020 10:52 AM
Originally Posted by Carne Frio View Post

No love for the Bosques? [emoji16]
09-13-2020 09:16 AM
Carne Frio
09-12-2020 05:34 PM
Im RIght
Originally Posted by clocker View Post
Some math jokes:

Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
A: They were right for each other

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn't Cosine

Q: Why is beer never served at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive.

Q: Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?
A: Because he is 2 square

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!

Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees

Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
A: Probably

Q: Why did the statistician drown while crossing a river?
A: It was 3 feet deep... on average

Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Q: What is polite and works for the phone company?
A: A deferential operator

Q: What did the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four

Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole.

Q: What's yellow and imaginary?
A: The square-root of negative banana
I bow before you, master! Love em all!
09-12-2020 10:31 AM
Im RIght My wife wanted to 96 because of inflation.

The square root of 69 is 8 something

34 and 1 half is a flexible midget

Biology is better than math because division and multiplication mean the same thing

Triangle jokes are the best, but I always seem to go off on a tangent.

Why didn't yoda like 7? Because 6,7,8.

When I count I always say 3,4,5,7,8... They say I'm a six offender.

I'm too obtuse for math jokes

The teacher kept me coming to math class. She was acute one
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