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Today 02:26 PM
OhioMan <personal inventory>

I just realized I deeply care about 15 people in my life and about 800 dogs on the internet I've never met.
Today 12:26 PM
RECTIFIER
Today 02:12 AM
clocker ^^ Hey, it Jaime Hyneman! Sad to see him not feeling well. And without his beret. :-(
Yesterday 02:44 PM
Carne Frio
11-17-2019 11:13 AM
ebjr1967 Yesterday a man was caught at LaGuardia Airport with 8 pounds of Cocaine in a plastic bag trying to get through security...

He was immediately arrested for having the plastic bag.
11-16-2019 12:00 AM
clocker ^^ Maybe Mr. Wile E. Coyote identifies as a cat, you specieist! You don't know...
11-15-2019 10:18 PM
Justme11
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I like these cat memes
Dat's a coyote!
11-15-2019 08:28 PM
Sailorsam I like these cat memes
11-13-2019 09:41 PM
daddyusmaximus A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.

‘About 32,’ is the reply.’

‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’ The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’

Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.

She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.

The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’

Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, ‘Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay.....How old am I?’

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’

‘I was behind you at McDonalds’.
11-11-2019 09:00 AM
KoolAde2
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We had bottled milk delivery also as a kid.
We had the aluminum covered insulated milk box by the front door all the time.
Glass 1 qt bottles, crimped foil cap, cream floating on top. Hillman's dairy printed on each glass bottle, and on the front of the box.
We had Milk walk up to the Back Door special delivery every morning. It would Moo to let you know it was time for delivery.
11-11-2019 03:27 AM
GrizzlyetteAdams
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STONELAND: An Original Film by Rogue / 4K - YouTube

Interesting history. And the first sports superstar.
Amazing show of strength!

I don't have a bad back, but I think a few of my spinal discs slipped while watching this video...lol.
11-10-2019 08:07 PM
Justme11
Interesting history. And the first sports superstar.
11-10-2019 07:16 PM
Carne Frio
11-10-2019 05:28 AM
GrizzlyetteAdams Pure kinetic poetry is right! That slo mo of these beasts proved it.

The winner may also be the oldest of them all, if that 'snow on the mountain' is any indication.

Whoa, that fail towards the end illustrates the wisdom of having a fence!
11-10-2019 04:46 AM
clocker The Heavy Hammer, in slow motion. Pure kinetic poetry!!


A lot of throws, but if you want to watch just one, watch the winning toss -- Braidy Miller -- which starts at around 4:05. So smooth. No wasted motion.
11-10-2019 03:28 AM
GrizzlyetteAdams
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Must be going to do a cabar toss or something.

Daniel Mckim ( World Champion ) Caber Toss ... The clock strikes 12 - YouTube



What does the guy have attached to his shoes? Bayonets? Man, I am so behind the times.
Need to buy bayonets for me boots! I just moved a couple huge refrigerators the other day. Probably should have had some bayonet boots.


Lonach 22lb Hammer Throw - YouTube

If you like those videos, you'll be sure to like these. After the parade comes the games...check out the first hammer toss, and the way it landed--not ON--but IN the ground).

Those big cabers they're tossing around? Traditional size is 19 feet 6 inches tall and weigh 175 pounds. Ouch.

(Also, does anyone know what song that is playing in the background as the games are being played? I sure do like it!)

11-08-2019 10:33 AM
JRR We didn't get our milk delivered. We had to walk out to the barn to get it.
11-08-2019 09:19 AM
Pitbull_Dallas
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Originally Posted by Justme11 View Post
We had bottled milk delivery also as a kid.
We had the aluminum covered insulated milk box by the front door all the time.
Glass 1 qt bottles, crimped foil cap, cream floating on top. Hillman's dairy printed on each glass bottle, and on the front of the box.
We did too and the grocery delivered hand picked groceries to the house. Mom would call in the list and a few hours later you had them. What is old is new these days I guess..
11-06-2019 09:36 AM
Justme11 We had bottled milk delivery also as a kid.
We had the aluminum covered insulated milk box by the front door all the time.
Glass 1 qt bottles, crimped foil cap, cream floating on top. Hillman's dairy printed on each glass bottle, and on the front of the box.
11-06-2019 09:08 AM
kl0an
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What is the guy wearing? looks like some sort of pockets with hooks. Is that a kilt?
It all goes well with the tactical water bottle holder on his right side and the empty knife sheath on his left..
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