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Iowa vs. Iowa State
The big Iowa vs. Iowa State game is Saturday, so to help kick off the festivities I thought a few jokes were in order.
What do you say to an Iowa grad in a three piece suit?
Will the defendent please rise.
How do you get an Iowa student off your front lawn?
Pay him for the pizza.
Why do Iowa football players cry after sex?
Because pepper spray stings.
What does an Iowa and Iowa State fan have in common?
Neither of them went to Iowa.
What does an Iowa grad say to an Iowa State grad?
May I take your order.
How do you get an Iowa cheerleader into your room?
Grease the frame and push like hell.
Ok I'll be nice and throw one in for Hawk.
What is the difference between Iowa State and cereal?
Cereal almost always goes to a bowl.
Ok now that I got that out of my system it's back to cardinal and gold goodness.
Driving directions from Ames to Iowa City.
Head south until you smell it, then head east until you step in it.
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