Survivalist Forum

Advertise Here

Go Back   Survivalist Forum > General Discussion Section > Controversial News and Alternative Politics
Articles Chat Room Classifieds Donations Gallery Groups Links Store Survival Files



Controversial News and Alternative Politics The conspiracy theory section

Advertise Here
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-07-2014, 12:41 AM
Bgood's Avatar
Bgood Bgood is offline
Prepared
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 370
Thanks: 67
Thanked 198 Times in 112 Posts
Default The gates of hell would open” on July 27, 2014



Advertise Here

"Iphone Biblical predictions. Let’s emphasize that Siri is connected to a “cloud” server which is populated by programmers. In my opinion this illustrates InfoWars.com is in the business of fear peddling and fundamental journalism has eluded this particular story. I have been gifted with a well spring of “common sense” so I decided to investigate if there is an earthly reason the Siri programmers would believe “the gates of hell would open” on July 27, 2014"

Old 01-07-2014, 12:48 AM
Marcie's Avatar
Marcie Marcie is offline
Military MOM
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: In the timbers
Posts: 4,359
Thanks: 13,124
Thanked 6,475 Times in 2,568 Posts
Default

Well Great! I will never make it to age 50 then! whoooohooooooo!
The Following User Says Thank You to Marcie For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 12:51 AM
The Saint's Avatar
The Saint The Saint is offline
John 3:16
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Western Michigan
Posts: 38,534
Thanks: 36,043
Thanked 48,138 Times in 20,533 Posts
Awards Showcase
Top Poster 
Total Awards: 1
Default

ahh yet another date to look forward to.
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to The Saint For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 01:01 AM
13Fox150's Avatar
13Fox150 13Fox150 is offline
Survivor
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Kansas
Posts: 4,733
Thanks: 3,257
Thanked 7,320 Times in 2,925 Posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Saint View Post
ahh yet another date to look forward to.
No no no, this is THE one, I'm sure this time..... really
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to 13Fox150 For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 01:36 AM
Lord Darwath's Avatar
Lord Darwath Lord Darwath is offline
Survivor
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 3,640
Thanks: 485
Thanked 4,728 Times in 2,108 Posts
Default

What does it mean? It means Apple customers are suckers who waste stupid amounts of money on crap.
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Lord Darwath For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 10:56 AM
OhioMan's Avatar
OhioMan OhioMan is offline
Clinging to my guns
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 25,075
Thanks: 60,798
Thanked 59,004 Times in 17,719 Posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by 13Fox150 View Post
No no no, this is THE one, I'm sure this time..... really
Clearly

Did you notice "July" rhymes with "Must Die"....

Then we come to the number "27", that mysteriously is the number of the front steps on a building in Washington DC that was under "Construction" which just so happens to rhymes with "Destruction".

Putting these facts all together we have "Must die & destruction" on July 27th 2014 and of course this is brought to us by an Iphone which everyone knows is alien technology.

Finally the smoking gun we've all been waiting for is HERE!!!!
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to OhioMan For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 06:13 PM
CLEAR CUT's Avatar
CLEAR CUT CLEAR CUT is offline
Smooth Operator
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Swillinois
Posts: 163
Thanks: 21
Thanked 164 Times in 80 Posts
Default

While this dude isn't as big of a toolbag as alex jones, this story still comes from his website.
The Following User Says Thank You to CLEAR CUT For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 06:50 PM
elliott264's Avatar
elliott264 elliott264 is offline
GIR 4 PREZ doomydoomydoom
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: eastern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 3,098
Thanks: 11,880
Thanked 7,396 Times in 2,417 Posts
Default

um, no. Ive planned a 4 day canoe/camping trip that falls on that weekend and I'm not rearranging things now. I'll chain the gates o' hell right back up if it comes down to it
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to elliott264 For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 09:01 PM
ElevenBravo29th's Avatar
ElevenBravo29th ElevenBravo29th is offline
Tabbed: "Regular Guy"
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 2,507
Thanks: 1,788
Thanked 2,533 Times in 1,211 Posts
Default

Damn it, Im STILL waiting on Hail Bob... I feel betrayed. I refuse to believe in any further dates. :-)

EB
Old 01-07-2014, 09:16 PM
Sgtlong63b's Avatar
Sgtlong63b Sgtlong63b is offline
Never back down
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Clarksville, TN
Posts: 1,039
Thanks: 576
Thanked 1,286 Times in 652 Posts
Default

My daughter asked Siri were a good place to hide bodies were, it said very funny.

I asked Siri were to hide the survivors, it said there were eleven cemeteries and it ordered them in nearest location.

Siri is a joke for accurate responses!
The Following User Says Thank You to Sgtlong63b For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 09:16 PM
JBryan314's Avatar
JBryan314 JBryan314 is offline
Recent Blog:
Soldier, Patriot
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Deep South, Florida Panhandle
Age: 28
Posts: 2,918
Thanks: 3,628
Thanked 6,833 Times in 1,909 Posts
Default

Tried it, didn't work.
Old 01-07-2014, 09:31 PM
13ella's Avatar
13ella 13ella is offline
☆҉Onthe road to Shambala
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: N/A
Posts: 4,153
Thanks: 8,240
Thanked 14,882 Times in 3,178 Posts
Default

Click image for larger version

Name:	photo.jpg
Views:	70
Size:	45.0 KB
ID:	82277

The Following User Says Thank You to 13ella For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 09:34 PM
jelloman's Avatar
jelloman jelloman is offline
Couch'd Tater...
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Hudson Valley NY
Age: 49
Posts: 3,903
Thanks: 1,717
Thanked 10,754 Times in 3,198 Posts
Default

Party at my place July 28...be there or there will be hell to pay...
__________________
Official Darkside POPPALUV drunk post translator - reinstated...
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to jelloman For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 09:45 PM
TitanRX8's Avatar
TitanRX8 TitanRX8 is offline
<--My Faverolle Chicken
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: NC
Posts: 479
Thanks: 91
Thanked 802 Times in 332 Posts
Default

Crap that is the day before my birthday
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to TitanRX8 For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 09:57 PM
trailmaster's Avatar
trailmaster trailmaster is offline
Lurker
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Age: 41
Posts: 198
Thanks: 375
Thanked 284 Times in 93 Posts
Default

You sold me! Where can I buy preps to survive???? obviously money is no object Can you recommend a good knife for when this happens or maybe a rifle or should I go with a shotgun maybe a pistol. How many clips do I need??? Too many decisions to make I need help!!!
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to trailmaster For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 10:12 PM
KnightOfthewaste KnightOfthewaste is offline
Prepared
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Lasalle County Illinois
Posts: 336
Thanks: 202
Thanked 453 Times in 211 Posts
Default

You need a .45 smith & Wesson Revolver
I can't find it on my phone but that thing all ways pulls up by its self
Old 01-07-2014, 10:16 PM
RECTIFIER's Avatar
RECTIFIER RECTIFIER is offline
high on truck stop coffee
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 4,553
Thanks: 16,883
Thanked 14,333 Times in 3,375 Posts
Default

July huh.?

>yawn<
Old 01-07-2014, 10:20 PM
yakergreg yakergreg is offline
Target Shooter
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: So.Ca
Age: 53
Posts: 489
Thanks: 637
Thanked 979 Times in 327 Posts
Talking

Quote:
Originally Posted by jelloman View Post
Party at my place July 28...be there or there will be hell to pay...
I'm in! Oh wait.... you're a little too far away. I'm always up for a party though.
The Following User Says Thank You to yakergreg For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 11:00 PM
Srirachi's Avatar
Srirachi Srirachi is offline
F**k Ragrets
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Central Indiana
Posts: 1,424
Thanks: 6,914
Thanked 5,375 Times in 1,247 Posts
Default

The problem with making doomsday predictions is, no one will congratulate you if you're right.
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to Srirachi For This Useful Post:
Old 01-07-2014, 11:30 PM
convoy669 convoy669 is offline
Prep and hope
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Alberta CA
Posts: 705
Thanks: 955
Thanked 609 Times in 324 Posts
Default

what an age we live in where not only crazy people predict doomsday, but now iphones
The Following User Says Thank You to convoy669 For This Useful Post:
Reply

Bookmarks



Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
What new gun would you like to see for 2014? mcseal Firearms General Discussion 96 01-16-2014 02:26 AM
New 2014 Survivalist Skeetorius New Member Introduction 8 01-10-2014 01:34 AM
In 2014 ???? cleatis General Discussion 16 12-31-2013 05:40 PM
Bell Target Open Day 7th July 2013 Walton Lions Shotgun Forum 3 07-02-2013 09:36 AM
Silica Gel in open #10 cans to prolong open can shelf life darlenea Disaster Preparedness General Discussion 6 02-10-2012 05:43 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:19 PM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright Kevin Felts 2006 - 2012,
Green theme by http://www.themesbydesign.net