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Old 07-25-2012, 10:39 AM
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Default Turtleman: She told me 'Iím not being married any longer to a guy thatís got no teeth



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My 4 year old boy loves the show. Seems to be a likeable guy. I found this interesting:

Turtleman explains that he lost some of his teeth in a chainsaw accident, even more when he broke his jaw in a wreck, and some more in a construction-related explosion.

His wife, Debbie, who he married in 1987, left him following these accidents. "She told me 'Iím not being married any longer to a guy thatís got no teeth.' I didnít take her seriously, but evidently she was serious.

Debbie has custody of their two children, daughters Courtney and Megan, and Brown maintains a cordial relationship with them, (not a copy/paste):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_the_Wildman

His ex-Wife:
http://www.facebook.com/debbie.brown.71066

One of his daughters:
http://www.facebook.com/debbie.brown....brown.3705157
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I just got back from the dentist,

let her know i have teeth and aint interested.

See how she likes them apples.
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She would have left him sooner or later anyhow - good riddance.
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Does he wear dentures? I'm not familiar with this show. If she left him 25 years ago, he's probably got new fake teeth by now.

The teeth were probably just an excuse. She probably had a 100 other reasons.
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Probably just the tip if the iceberg.
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Why would any woman marry a guy so dumb he'd lose his teeth in a chainsaw accident?
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dental calculus removal sometimes require machinery.

ya hold your still, imma bring this cutter closer. hold still.... hold. there ya go.

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hes from my area, and met him at our local festivals before his fame.what you see on tv is him.
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Why would any woman marry a guy so dumb he'd lose his teeth in a chainsaw accident?
I hate to air my dirty laundry, but I married a man so dumb that he knocked out all his front teeth playing catch with a bowling ball. LOL, young love is blind.

FYI: My husband has fake teeth so you can't tell.
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Yeah, but a chainsaw?? I can see a bike wreck or sports or something, but good gawd...
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Yeah, but a chainsaw?? I can see a bike wreck or sports or something, but good gawd...
Yeah. My jaw hurts just thinking about that.
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Yeah, but a chainsaw?? I can see a bike wreck or sports or something, but good gawd...
I think he was chain sawing above his head and something fell. Chain saw, not chain saw blade, hit him in the mouth.

Still, Chain sawing above your head is dangerous.
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YEE YEE YEE Live Action!!!!!
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yeah because shes a REAL looker herself
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yeah because shes a REAL looker herself
LOL! That made me spit Pepsi! You got a point there. Maybe she was real hot 25 years ago?
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**** happens....


and since this hasn't been posted yet....

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I like the Turtleman, he is a funny nuts but I like his friend Squirrel even more. Lol, I must be crazy.
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Yeah. My jaw hurts just thinking about that.
My everything hurts thinking about that.
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I like the Turtleman, he is a funny nuts but I like his friend Squirrel even more. Lol, I must be crazy.



yeah he cracks me up, scary to.

can i steal your sig line??
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