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Old 05-02-2011, 06:46 PM
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Today's word is...................... Fluctuations

You will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too."
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Old 05-02-2011, 06:49 PM
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oh thats bad
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming man what a ride!
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Old 05-03-2011, 12:26 AM
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Awesome, just awesome.
And you are right now fluctuations will forever have new meaning.
Thank you again.
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Old 05-07-2011, 11:13 PM
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shameless bump because it is funny
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Old 05-08-2011, 06:24 AM
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A New Zealand comedian, Billy T James, when asked what he thought of euthanasia:

awww I fink we should look after our own kids at home first, ay?

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