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Today's word is...................... Fluctuations

You will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too."
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Awesome, just awesome.
And you are right now fluctuations will forever have new meaning.
Thank you again.
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awww I fink we should look after our own kids at home first, ay?

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