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Old 01-10-2011, 08:42 PM
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Well, I looked up "Gecko45", and I found a site where he gave his "info" on fight situations. I just thought I should impart some of his "info" on everyone here.

In one post, he suggested converting an AR-15 to .50 BMG because of the round's damage. THAT was definitely a facepalm moment.

Next, he suggested converting it to .499 because (quote) "obviously, .499 has one-onethousandth less stopping power than the .50 BMG."

At this point, I facepalmed so hard I broke my nose.

Anyone else know anything about Geeko45?
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Thats funny! You are absolutly right!

Have a good time bud thanks for the insight.

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Old 01-10-2011, 09:44 PM
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You do know that Gecko45 actually owns a gun shop...I think in TN? Right? His whole internet saga was for a joke, although way too many people took him serious. I'll give him one thing....he made for some funny reading.

There's actually a member here on the forums that has shot a range with him and his dad. JFYI.
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What I read on that guy was hilarious. No mistake about that. Truly legendary stuff.

But uh, hasn't he been gone for like, years?
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More like Paul Blart wanted to be Gecko45. Gecko45 is the quintesetial, original, token Mall Ninja. Fun stuff.
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You do know that Gecko45 actually owns a gun shop...I think in TN? Right? His whole internet saga was for a joke, although way too many people took him serious. I'll give him one thing....he made for some funny reading.

There's actually a member here on the forums that has shot a range with him and his dad. JFYI.
That would be me. He is a nice young man and was about 20 when I met him. His gun knowledge is quite extensive and his sense of humor is very good.

eta, I posted in the original Gecko45 Mall Ninja thread on page one but deleted it when I figured out it was a joke.

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That would be me. He is a nice young man and was about 20 when I met him. His gun knowledge is quite extensive and his sense of humor is very good.

eta, I posted in the original Gecko45 Mall Ninja thread on page one but deleted it when I figured out it was a joke.
I knew it was you that posted in a Survival thread. ..but didn't use your name out of courtesy! But since you posted here! lol I like people with a sense of humor. He definately has one......
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Gecko45 is the most notorious internet troll of all time.
He is the king of all mall ninjas.

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