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Old 10-20-2010, 09:46 AM
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This is an old joke, probably posted a good 100 times on here, But oh well lets make it 101,

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive".

The four open the door and look out below.

The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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ehh that is a good one =)
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This is an old joke, probably posted a good 100 times on here, But oh well lets make it 101,

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive".

The four open the door and look out below.

The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

I hear it was 3 mexicans he threw out!
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Nah the other Mexicans were already swimming.
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He probably threw the frenchman out too
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Davy Crockett wakes that fatefull morn at the Alamo looks out across the horizon and was heard to say " WTH I didn't know we was workin cement today"
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Davy Crockett wakes that fatefull morn at the Alamo looks out across the horizon and was heard to say " WTH I didn't know we was workin cement today"
Oh, now thats just wrong..... Funny as hell though.
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Davy Crockett wakes that fatefull morn at the Alamo looks out across the horizon and was heard to say " WTH I didn't know we was workin cement today"
I heard it this way he looked out over the ramparts and saw the Mexicans coming at the walls with ladders and said "What the Hell where did all those roofers come from?"

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