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Old 11-29-2016, 09:10 PM
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Cows are no longer permitted to pass gas in California.

www.fox5ny.com/news/220448846-story

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The lefties are going to suck the gas out of the cows butts instead of letting it go.
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I'm not sure California politicians are qualified to regulate hot gas emissions. They keep talking.
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Funny! I can picture this; due to the huge inflatable bag, cows will fly.

So, there goes the old kids rhyming song:

"Birdy birdy in the sky,
drop some white wash in my eye,
I won't worry, I won't cry,
I'm just glad cows don't fly".





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As a former dairy farmer, I am convinced those Holsteins are out to get us!
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I'm thinking some Flowmaster super 44's up the cows backside could make for some cool sounding cows.
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As a former dairy farmer, I am convinced those Holsteins are out to get us!
Oh, they are. Cows are evil creatures. I worked on a farm one summer when I was 14, and I despise cows; not in the least because one of them kicked me in the balls.

So I do my part to try to keep them from destroying the climate; I eat em.
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As a former dairy farmer, I am convinced those Holsteins are out to get us!
But Guernseys are cool !
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Im sure that is a Monty Python skit just waiting to happen.
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This whole thread stinks! 😆

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Funny! I can picture this; due to the huge inflatable bag, cows will fly.

So, there goes the old kids rhyming song:

"Birdy birdy in the sky,
drop some white wash in my eye,
I won't worry, I won't cry,
I'm just glad cows don't fly".

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Me too.

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In other news, another herd of cows goes up in flames today as a spark from an electric fence ignites a chain reaction.

How do they seperate the solids and uh- liquids from the gas collection pipe? A centrifugal seperator? Cause I'm not cleaning that thing. If it clogs, and pressure builds. Won't end well.
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The absolute absurdity of "climate change." We are seeing only the tip of the iceberg.
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Oh it gets better. I remember reading an article in Successful Farming years ago where the government spent 1/2 million dollars to study how much methane a cow produced by chewing its cud.
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I ****ing hate cows, knocked over my feeder
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I hope the dairy farmers move out of CA.
How do you even live in CA with all the ridiculous regulations?
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This is just hilarious.... until one realizes these mental cases are serious
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