"The Colony" Season 2: "The Colony -- Celebrity Edition"

[snowdog650]

Could you imagine? Now that the show is over, it's time for Mark Burnett to come in and destroy any shed of decency the show might of had left.

Starring:

Gordon Ramsay
Simon Cowell
Ted Nugent
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Chuck Norris
Any one guy from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
Russell Crowe
Michael Moore
Tonya Harding
Serena Williams
Larry King

At least it would be entertaining.

Hopefully, Discovery will do the right thing and let the show die with the single, lone season.

[Skyjump136]

That's easy - Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris survive, even thrive. They kill all others along the way...except Paris, they keep her around just for scenery and because she doesn't require food.

[jordanmills]

It's over? Finally?

[Tai]

Gordon Ramsey would probably launch a tirade that would get them found by the roving gangs after Paris Hilton says "that's hot" one too many times or Lindsay Lohan complained about the food. Simon Cowell will probably be curled up in the fetal position after being deprived of his hair/makeup artist for too long.

Nugent will shoot Michael Moore within the hour of arriving. (I would, too). Tonya Harding and Williams will probably get into a fistfight.

Chuck Norris would probably do well, since he's Chuck Norris.

Can we add Richard Dean Anderson just to see if any of his MacGyver skills still work?

[jordanmills]

Originally Posted by Tai

Can we add Richard Dean Anderson just to see if any of his MacGyver skills still work?

Macgyver is terrified of guns. Bad idea.

Well... I guess he'd fit in the liberal fantasy they tried to make it appear to be.

[name]

I'd totally watch this.

But instead of a warehouse I'd like to see natural survival in the wilderness.

Martha Stewart would need to go. She has done time and is hard as a rock.

[Rascals]

I thought they took a great idea and totally blew it. What they got was a program that was run by the producers to tell them what to do and they did only that with the idea well it will be over soon so Ill just do this to take up time. Get real if you were fighting for your life I beleive my prioritys would be way diffrent then they did on almost everything. I could only hope that there would be so many morons around as to make my survival all the easier. I just dont beleive it to be so. As for a second season That might be the only way I would watch it that would be funny. And I dont beleive that Ted and Chuck would be on it. Way to many smarts and not PC enoght for the pansy as people.

[BigWillieLL66]

Originally Posted by jordanmills

Macgyver is terrified of guns. Bad idea.

Well... I guess he'd fit in the liberal fantasy they tried to make it appear to be.

Liberal fantasy indeed. These morons would have been dead within the first day, maybe make it to the second day if they weren't found the first day. SOS signs? Making your presence known to passer-bys? Radio broadcasts? Looking for Government help? Handing out supplies? No defenses? No guns what so ever?

They wouldn't last very long at all. If Discovery wants to do this again, make it more realistic. Throw airsoft or paintball guns into the mix as well as not supplying them with everything they need. Then roll the friggin cameras!

[bcw1284]

Lindsay might be "useful", if you teach her to keep her mouth shut. Paris will give you diseases, so no need for her.

Otherwise, chuck might be ok but remember he is an actor, so who knows. I forsee about 3-4 of these people surviving, and uncle ted eating the rest.

Tonya will hire someone to break their knees. Michael Moore will starve to death right away. Larry king will only want to talk about their plans, but he's really old, so I doubt he'd make it too long anyway.

[Grub]

I think we need The Colony Season 2: Chechyna Edition... just make sure Michael Moore is part of it and I'll be happy

[Maelstrom]

Originally Posted by name

I'd totally watch this.

But instead of a warehouse I'd like to see natural survival in the wilderness.

Martha Stewart would need to go. She has done time and is hard as a rock.

I wonder if Martha could make me hard too...

[bcw1284]

Originally Posted by Maelstrom

I wonder if Martha could make me hard too...

no, that's what lindsay is for

[swwjeff]

I'd like to see this guy on there!

http://tinyurl.com/2w4apm

[haha49]

Originally Posted by jordanmills

It's over? Finally?

the ending was hahaha thats it wow thats bad ending so disneyised...

sure most people wouldnt be able to do that but thats why you should be prepared hahahahaha... I was laughing about that show for about 90 percent of it the ending was so bad lets drive to safty after they try an attack us was so setup its not funny.. look a flame thrower and the car explosed with no one in it or around it was so drama up it wasnt funny was like ok you getting attacked once the truck runs ok it runs now get ready and make sure you make it look good was the way they made it look..

[getFOODnow]

Originally Posted by Maelstrom

I wonder if Martha could make me hard too...

this is offensive. no need to be filthy on your second post. i hope this isnt a sign of worse to come.

[dirtyape]

Originally Posted by haha49

the ending was hahaha thats it wow thats bad ending so disneyised...

sure most people wouldnt be able to do that but thats why you should be prepared hahahahaha... I was laughing about that show for about 90 percent of it the ending was so bad lets drive to safty after they try an attack us was so setup its not funny.. look a flame thrower and the car explosed with no one in it or around it was so drama up it wasnt funny was like ok you getting attacked once the truck runs ok it runs now get ready and make sure you make it look good was the way they made it look..

Huh?

[wyldflwr]

If any show gets any ratings, which I don't know because I never watched The Colony, then they'll make a celebrity edition, which is usually even more ridiculously stupid than the original show was.
I have heard that Nugent eats squirrel though.

[Rightgone]

Colony 2 ? ok but this time they have guns none of this ***** footing around.

[oktx]

I liked the ending. It was all big booms. Good entertainment. I was worried that the colonists would hurt the marauders, though. They got sort of intense at the end.

Personally I took it for what it was... infotainment. A little bit of knowledge with a lot of funny. Good stuff.

[mytime321]

It would have been better if they had not portrayed this as non-Survivor. I cussed so loud when Joey just decides to not go with the Colonists because LA is "his city". If they were going to go that far they should have made him a villian and gone back to the compound shaking hands with the maureders as it was their plan all along. Making Joey a scout.