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MY new alarm system up at the BOL.
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba,....... Me and Virgil, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter "  |
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01-09-2013, 03:04 PM
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Brilliant!!
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01-09-2013, 03:04 PM
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I might try this when the family comes over for Easter.
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01-09-2013, 03:06 PM
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It would terrify me more if you just had the music from Deliverance playing over and over again!!!
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01-09-2013, 04:08 PM
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You forgot the part where a banjo recording starts up out in the woods at random times throughout the day.
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Why was this taken out of Gen. Survival? This is a true story!!!!
  
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01-09-2013, 11:15 PM
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