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Old 01-06-2013, 12:50 PM
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Banned for being gone so long, the newbies have been trying to storm the keep.
Old 01-06-2013, 04:47 PM
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Banned for not defining what a newbie is. Are they the ones that ask what size clip for their assault rifle in zombie defense situations?
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Old 01-06-2013, 05:05 PM
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Banned, "Newbies" are people as yourself, who have been a a active member on the forum for less than 6 months.
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Banned for labeling me as a newbie (-6 months) when I have been prepping before the word prepping was a word.
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banned for slinging mud. what are you, a mudslinger?
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Banned for avoiding the real issue and talking about mud instead. Had you and jodier been "Prepared" us newbies wouldn't have stormed your keep so easily. Heck I infiltrated your ranks with a simple click of a mouse.

There should be a simple prep knowledge test to sign up.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:58 PM
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Banned, but if you answer a question I might un-ban you.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how popular is jodier7?
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3.24 based on number of thanks per post. But I hear your more popular with the ladies, henceforth you are banned due to being a ladies man. Although I am a 4.61

Maybe I should put that on my dating profile.
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And you are banned for having a dating profile not yet approved by the Ministry of dating.
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And you are banned for having a dating profile not yet approved by the Ministry of dating.
Banned for thinking I am British, I will upload a picture of my dental hygiene as proof if necessary

P.S. were you aware the ministry of dating is real?
http://www.ministryofdating.co.uk/

I hear the Ministry of Magic is real too, but so far Ive only gotten concussions walking into brick pillars in train stations at full speed.
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I was not aware that was a real thing, that's F'ed up.

You are further banned for posting after I banned you, but I will deduct 2.3 minutes of banned time for informing me of the odd Ministry in Briton.
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Banned because I've been gone so long, this thread has turned to Harry Potter references. Sheesh.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:06 AM
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Banned for understanding Harry Potter references.
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Banned, at least it wasn't Twilight...blech.
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Welcome back, Tasty.
Banned for Twilight reference.
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The person above me should be banned because their avatar is a picture of diane Feinstein in her paintball uniform.
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The person above me should be banned because their avatar is a picture of diane Feinstein in her paintball uniform.
BANNED!!!

Banned banned banned banned banned banned banned for oh so many reasons!!!!
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:42 PM
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Banned, I thought your avatar was the boy from A Christmas Story..... you traitor......
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Banned, had you not shot your eye out you would clearly see that it looks like Tom Cruise before he got audited by L. Ron Hubbard
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Wild1 got it right!
unbanned.
("Guy said I looked like Tom Cruise!")
...what do you mean, before he got audited? I sense some subtle slam here...

banned for possible subtle slam.
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