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Old 01-03-2013, 05:43 PM
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worksfordhs banned for misspelling my username and Desert Shadow not banned for that awesome post. Well, maybe a temporary bans for the sheer awesomeness.
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Banned for merciless disposition.
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banned for having hard-to-spell user name.
(I should ban half the board for same)
do you trap nutria? that would be a public service.
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banned for having hard-to-spell user name.
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do you trap nutria? that would be a public service.
No. The username is rather easy to spell. I do not trap anything.

Banned for reinforcing stereotypes.
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banned for having 'trapper' under your user name and not being one.
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Banned, I nearly fell in a creek when I saw my first Nutria. We aren't supposed to have those kind of critters around these parts.
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banned. failure to specify which parts.
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Banned, west of Mississippi.
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Banned for being in Mississippi, My car exploded today and I could have used your help.
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Seems your car got banned. Sorry to hear about it.

Banned for failure to properly maintain the car.
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The person above me should be banned for not being a sexy as me (secretly touching my man boobs)
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Jdoier7 banned for thinking I am blaming the car and not the user, and convoy for being a sick pervert.
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Banned, just banned, besides we all know that DHS has the biggest mits.
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Banned, just banned, besides we all know that DHS has the biggest mits.

Banned. Plan and simple.
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Banned for not knowing I take great care of my 4 wheel wonder. But it did just turned 20 years old 6 days ago and I think it is having a mid-life crisis

Thinking and hoping it is a moisture issue from sitting in the cold.
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Banned for not knowing I take great care of my 4 wheel wonder. But it did just turned 20 years old 6 days ago and I think it is having a mid-life crisis

Thinking and hoping it is a moisture issue from sitting in the cold.
Hope it is fixed and banned to cope with the issue.
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Banned for being a trapper and killing poor little animals.
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Mega-Ban. Leave my mitts out of this.
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