Rick Astley is Never Gonna...

[Harmless Drudge]

What would Rick Astley Never do?

[Pangea]

You Lick Lolling Plick!

[Just Jeff]

You need an ALL OF THE ABOVE option!

[Icemancometh]

You made me feel very old.

[Jungleboy]

That was a trick Poll, had I Voted, i'de have been "Rick Rolled".

[Survivalguy72]

Have another hit.

[specopscat]

Originally Posted by Survivalguy72

Have another hit.

beat me to it.

[Tyrenz]

Best poll ever!

[Mossberg590]

Maybe I'm overanalyzing Mr Astley's incredibly deep and insightful lyrics but consider the following:
1. He'll give you up. He just will. Even if it's just because of his death and therefore loss of ability to assert conscious will. He will stop caring about you.
2. If he lets you down, it's really not about him. It's more that you placed unwarranted faith in him. In short, if he lets you down it's only because you were having him hold you too high up. So it's not really his choice to make of whether or not to let you down.
3. He has the choice of whether or not to run around and desert you. This he might actually NOT do.
4. As far as making you cry is concerned, he needs your permission to make you cry emotionally. You really do have to empower him with the ability to do that. On the other hand, he definitely has the ability to make you cry physically. Unless your one of those people who can't feel pain, he can bring some tears to your eyes eventually if he uses his pliers just right.
5. He really does have the ability to never say goodbye. I know I can't remember the last time I actually said goodbye to someone. I usually end with "see you later" in person and "bye bye" on the phone.
6. Finally there is almost no chance that if he talks to you long enough that he will not lie to you at some point. But you really do have to give him the chance to hurt you, much on the same principle from points 2 and 4.

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[real wowwee]

Err Mossberg you ever had a girlfriend? Learn from Rick like he is a singing sensei.

[Mossberg590]

Originally Posted by real wowwee

Err Mossberg you ever had a girlfriend? Learn from Rick like he is a singing sensei.

Not recently. I had a crush on this one girl, but my wife found out. Thank God for EMS.

[DakotaS]

Originally Posted by Mossberg590

Maybe I'm overanalyzing Mr Astley's incredibly deep and insightful lyrics but consider the following:
1. He'll give you up. He just will. Even if it's just because of his death and therefore loss of ability to assert conscious will. He will stop caring about you.
2. If he lets you down, it's really not about him. It's more that you placed unwarranted faith in him. In short, if he lets you down it's only because you were having him hold you too high up. So it's not really his choice to make of whether or not to let you down.
3. He has the choice of whether or not to run around and desert you. This he might actually NOT do.
4. As far as making you cry is concerned, he needs your permission to make you cry emotionally. You really do have to empower him with the ability to do that. On the other hand, he definitely has the ability to make you cry physically. Unless your one of those people who can't feel pain, he can bring some tears to your eyes eventually if he uses his pliers just right.
5. He really does have the ability to never say goodbye. I know I can't remember the last time I actually said goodbye to someone. I usually end with "see you later" in person and "bye bye" on the phone.
6. Finally there is almost no chance that if he talks to you long enough that he will not lie to you at some point. But you really do have to give him the chance to hurt you, much on the same principle from points 2 and 4.

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Do you have a girlfriend?
If so, don't let her read that.

[Harmless Drudge]

WOW, I just posted this as a lark. I didn't really expect this many responses.

[SplattingPigeons]

It's okay, because we're no strangers to love.

[Tap Water]

Originally Posted by SplattingPigeons

It's okay, because we're no strangers to love.

Yea... you know the rules and so do I.

[Rickroll]

I guess I had to vote, but the OP could have just asked what I would do instead of this poll

[Cool Hand]

I remember Rick stating once that "I left those times with a $6 million dollar cd, let the world think of me as it will".