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Old 03-25-2012, 01:41 PM
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Little Billy: "Hmmm, I wonder how ol' Sea Biscuit is going to like this jalapeņo infused peanut butter...."
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Hmm, I wish someone would have mentioned opsec to me BEFORE I tagged all the surrounding buildings with my logo...
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"Now where did I leave that silver hat of mine"
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*In a heavy New York accent*
How you dooin?
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Mom, do I really have to eat that? What is it?
Old 03-26-2012, 11:58 AM
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Look Mr. President, Mr. Holder, Madam Pelosi and countless others on the far left, it says right here in clear print--

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"
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Love the neckerchief cowboy. How about doing a rendition of "YMCA" for us. I will go find you the Indian, Sailor and Construction worker.
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That cracked me up.




Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart...
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eye of newt fish scale chicken lips frog slime ..... ok i have every thing lets get started
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Don't forget the cop!

Caption - Hold still, this won't hurt a bit.
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I am one handsome man and I add to my handsomeness with this cool looking pipe.
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"If Gone With the Wind has a theme it is that of survival. What makes some people come through catastrophes and others, apparently just as able, strong, and brave, go under? It happens in every upheaval. Some people survive; others don't. What qualities are in those who fight their way through triumphantly that are lacking in those that go under? I only know that survivors used to call that quality 'gumption.' So I wrote about people who had gumption and people who didn't."
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Hey, Mom . . . How come this Kindle doesn't turn the page when I touch it?
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They don't make MRE's like this anymore.
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